1. He is black and white and pink; in all the right places and proportions.
2. He is half fat and half guts; as seen in his medical imaging when he swallowed yarn.
3. He sings to his plushy rats.
4. He throws, chases, and catches his plushy rats.
5. He poses his plushy rats.
6. He plays fetch... catching and retrieving balls and sticks, then pants when he's had enough.
7. He lets us hold him in our arms like a furry infant.
With Infinity More Monkeys, a picture a day.