Tuesday, August 23, 2011
How Would You Use It?
Seriously. What kind of emergency calls for the donning of a clown nose?
I know, some people think clowns are funny, that they can brighten a child's mood, turn a frown upside down.
Some of us know better.
Ronald-The Burger Pusher?
Maybe "emergency" is when I am having a parental meltdown, and want everyone to jump when I tell them how high. I could don the nose, and they would think, "Holy clown nose, mom's losing it! Everyone! Clean! Polish! Play soothing music! Get the leaf-blower off the dining table!"
Yeah. Emergency Clown Nose, when you need to scare someone straight.
What emergency would bring out your clown nose?