You are one of many joys that make life worthwhile. From the tips of your pert, alert ears, to the end of your happy tail, you are a fit and frolicsome ungulate. Your steady gaze is both beguiling, and bemusing. Your manners are disarming... you afford no false pretense, malice, nor conceit. Your beard is resplendent. You rarely raise your voice, and your temperament is equally calm, considerate. It's fun to brush you, to bring you favorite treats... carrot tops, kale, the occasional piece of black licorice, a nice clump of wild fennel. Thank you, Tasha Tudor Goat, for occupying my thoughts with amusements and gratitude, for looking at me, just as you do, and reminding me of the best and silliest pleasure in a day.
With Infinity More Monkeys, a picture a day.