The hens, in their own yard, separate from the goats, eat their lay crumble eagerly, greedily. I set out two feeding stations, but there is still pushing, and pecking, and inevitably feathers are ruffled. Little Debbie rarely even tries to get into the buffet line. By now, she knows, she does not stand a chance between those big fat hens... a fate she had not foreseen.
Wherever I feed her, a hen rushes in to chase her off, so these days Little Debbie takes her chances with the goats.
And the goats? In their own yard, separate from the hens, the goats are eating their chow eagerly, greedily. It's no use feeding them separately. They're too goat headed to do anything but push and strategize over their breakfast, lunch, and dinners, no matter how, or where, it's served, and Little Debbie just stands by, waiting for her chance to take a share.
They take sides... Tasha on the left, and Ada on the right. Always. No exceptions. Sometimes they start in opposite positions, and then, without fail, they realize that something is terribly wrong
and in spite of the feeding frenzy they switch sides! And it's Tasha on the left, and Ada on the right. Always. It's Ada that usually initiates the switch, insists on her side, and Tasha has resigned herself to the arrangement. One thing they both agree on: No chickens at our buffet,
so when hens pop over for a bite, Ada and Tasha stop butting heads with each other and turn their eyes on the offending bird.
They see you, Little Debbie.
The goats even butt their heads in the direction of the hen, but cannot aim low enough, or fast enough, and I think the chickens get the message... back off!
Must be too crowded at the chicken's buffet, here comes Liberty! Then Mako. They know when the goats are full, there will still be tasty bits to clean up from their feeder, so Li' Debbie, Liberty, and Mako wait for the goats to clear out.
But the goats will not be rushed, harried, or hassled. Mind yourself, Liberty. They're watching you.
Goats love oats, and alfalfa, and their chow. They love carrots, dried leaves, pumpkin, and evergreens... especially crisp and brittle. They swoon over black licorice.
Chickens love grass, and grass seeds, and goat chow, and their own lay crumble. They love cracked corn, tomatoes, flies, wriggly things they dig up, and veg from the garden.
I love rice pudding. And I do not share. Neither with goats, nor chickens. Nope. No way.
As if we needed one more story to prove the silliness of goats.... These two make me giggle!
There's always that one chicken that gets bullied. Sigh. The pecking order way, I guess. I always feel sorry for that one though. Our neighbors have two goats, Sissy and Bitsy, whom the toddler loves visiting, and they behave the same way with their food. I guess that's the goat way. I can't wait until Carol (the owner) breeds them and there are little kids frolicking about. The toddler will be ecstatic. We'll probably be over there more than we'll be at home. :)
There is nothing like seeing happy animals! My husband wants to get goats so badly, but I'm afraid we don't have enough grazing for them. They are so cute.
I feel bad for Little Debbie. Maybe give her some rice pudding. This is July in KY… still trying to get my blog ID back.
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