Thursday, June 10, 2010
Twenty-One Four Bun Salute
Happy birthday Hans.
Since it is a special day, I wanted to do a special thing in your honor. I have written about my earliest memories of you. I have a made photo-video of your life (though it could be updated by now.) I have bought you gifts, been to your parties. This time I wanted something new.
So, I attempted to arrange for a twenty-one bun salute. But I could only find one bun, and he was not especially cooperative.
So, it comes down to a four bun salute, from a very old bun.
Do not let this indignity suggest that I have no respect for your office, your rank, your service, your intelligence, or your sweet skills on anything with two wheels. It is only my duty, as your sister, to make you grin... if not from humor, then from embarrassment.
We look forward to seeing you. We will try to make it up to you.