Sleep in a barn... any night of the week, thank you.
Water from a mason jar... sure, they're free, when we buy Trader Joe's organic marinara.
Home, laughing at old movies, reading aloud... a perfect evening.
This sink, with the drain running gray water out into the garden?
Uh, Geoff... honey... how 'bout you and me sweating copper and mixing concrete, together, sometime? Please?