All right you lily livered land lubbers, check yer main sails, 'cause September 19th be Talk Like A Pirate Day, and we don't want you caught in a stiff wind with no sail!
I have no idea what that means. I am so out of practice. This is embarrassing. Well, if you are like me, and have not practiced proper pirate grammar all year, then it's a good thing I am reminding you to brush up! Sunday is the day, and you don't want to sound ridiculous, like me. I must get a hold of a copy of Pirates of Penzance and apprentice myself to a Pirate King!
Not Ferris, his paws. They are covered in tree sap. Or is it pitch, from climbing the mast of his ship? I wonder what his pirate name is?
I wonder what Your pirate name is... do share.
Curled up in his favorite chair, dreaming of feathered creatures, and tree tops, Ferris rests up for the big day, when we will call All hands on deck!